Aleph

Role: Philosopher mInd. Considered the wisest in existence in post-human Arcadia. Not a scientist or mathematician — a philosopher, and pointedly an idle one. Affiliation: The post-human mInd civilisation of Arcadia. Era: Post-human-empire, uncertain duration into the mInd paradise.

Summary

The wise old lunatic of post-human mIndkind. Aleph lives on the outskirts of a great wilderness and, per the narrator, “liked to lie around all day and do nothing.” Visiting mInds ask him questions about nature and virtue; he sometimes dispenses wisdom and sometimes tells them to fuck off, and “often the latter was considered to be the former anyway. That is one of the perks of being a philosopher.”

He is the story’s hinge. When mInds come to him during the early stirrings of the Quandary Crisis about the newly-discovered turbulence quandary, he asks only: “Does The Submariner still exist? … go and fetch Him and bring Him to me.” He inspects the Submariner, strikes him, insults him, and delivers the diagnosis: “He has tasted God and it has struck Him mad. There’s no cure for the thing.” Then he refuses to say more.

Later, as the Crisis escalates into a century-long suicide epidemic, Aleph reappears at the ledge where mInds are hurling themselves into the Quandaries and delivers the chapter’s long speech — the “middle-way” argument. His three claims:

  1. The Quandaries are not traps or lighthouses warding off dangerous science. They are a message, deliberately placed at the three scales of the universe (astrophysical, middle, subatomic) by “some godly thing.” Or possibly not a sender at all — “perhaps it is just a fundamental truth baked into nature, one so strange and alien that it disintegrates those who try to understand it.”
  2. What is holding them back is not the message’s malice but their own limited intellects. Fragile readers, not a hostile note.
  3. Therefore: build the sciences up to meet the message. Don’t throw minds at it. Don’t shy away from it. Middle-way.

The speech works. Most of the suicides stop. MInd culture reorganises itself around patient, systematic study of galactic formation, storm turbulence, and gauge theory. The records cryptic as to Aleph’s own fate. The mInds eventually leave the universe for a condition the narrator cannot name.

Appearances

Open questions

  • Is Aleph framed in the narrative as correct, or merely convincing? The narrator’s closing sketch — “The message spoke of a common shape to all the processes of the world” — vindicates his hypothesis in the strongest possible terms, but only after the fact.
  • What became of him? The records are cryptic.
  • Is “Aleph” a personal name, a title, or a first-letter designation? The story treats it as a proper name but never explains.